Join the Amerman Dads Club—you’ll totally regret it. Your free time will mysteriously disappear, your group texts will suddenly include way too many GIFs, and you’ll somehow end up manning a popcorn machine at 8 a.m. on a Saturday. But you’ll also get high-fives from your kid, insider access to dad-level hijinks, and exclusive, absurdly awesome T-shirts that make you look 12% cooler at school events. It’s the most fun you’ll have while pretending to be responsible—so go ahead, sign up. You’ve been warned.